CLEVER THING TO DO TO A DEAD MALE

[*sprinkle_sprinkle*]

oh nothing major - I've just come across some pretty fukkin male bashing things lately - jeez why u getting a complex :-? ahahahhaha ahhahahahah ahahhahahah awww did something hit close to home for ya just joken

[creeper2]

too close to home? nah, you would be surprised.

so how's life treating you these days?

[Cotton Candy Lover]

Wow, and here I was assuming that this thread was started by our little verucamin. lol NOOOO, it's Priss. lol

[*sprinkle_sprinkle*]

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his
money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more
than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,
"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in
the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got
his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would
put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket; the wife was
sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoebox with her; she came
over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money
in the casket. "
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian I can't lie," I promised
him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account and I wrote him a check."

Send this to every "Clever Female" you know!

[Penny Derwent]

I'd like to think i was a clever female, but then again i thought all us females were clever [img]wink.gif[/img] lol
Borrowed that to pass around [img]smile.gif[/img]

[creeper2]

sprink, what's with the animosity towards males lately? lol